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The group chat has no name.
Most participants are online.
Otoya: what’s the big deal
Bachira: SHIDOU IS GETTING MORE RECOGNITION!!!! i can’t lose to him 😡
Reo: Wait what
that’s what you’re worried about??
Aiku: I’m confused too..
I thought this was mainly about Sae
Bachira: HUH
why would it be about him
NO CAUSE YK WHAT I MEAN
IF MORE PPL LIKE SHIDOU
HE HAS A BETTER CHANCE TO BE THE BEST…
Rin: Nobody likes that bug eyed freak
Shidou: UR BROTHER DOES 🥱🥱
Sae: Maybe a bit
Shidou: OMG😍
Rin: Oh god🤢
Barou: HES NOT GONNA BE THE BEST
IM THE KING I RULE
Otoya: drop it
Shidou: suck it
Kurona: cringe cringe @Barou
Barou: KYS
Reo: Anyways..
It wouldn’t be ideal if the internet started going crazy and speculating about his sexuality.
Bachira: WHY DOES THAT MATTER???
Sae: ^ Idrc anymore
Shidou: omgg pooks….
Sae: Shut it
Replying to Bachira..WHY DOES..
Reo: Cause there’s some assholes out there
@Barou
Just be careful ig
Barou: HAH
WHY’RE YOU TAGGING ME??
Reo: UR AN ASSHOLE
Nagi: real
Lorenzo: NO HE ISNT
HE’S JUST VERY STRONGLY MINDED
Barou: STFU
Lorenzo: Yesssir
Reo: dickrider
Chigiri: coming from u is insane
Reo: STOP IT? OMFG
Yukimiya: Could mean two different things.
Chigiri: 😳
Yukimiya: ..oh
Bachira: OH SOOO
I GET IT
SO
PEOPLE WILL BE MEAN TO SAE?
Loki: I don’t think anyone’s brave enough to attack him..
Rin: I will.
Loki: Other than you of course
Sae: 💀
Shidou: he’s side eyeing his phone rn cause of u rinrin 😂😂
Sae: Don’t call him rinrin
Bachira: DONT CALL HIM RINRIN
Aiku: ohh third time sae’s used an emoji!!
Sendou: i’m so proud of my son..
Sae: What
Aiku: your son? no he’s mine I adopted him
Sae: f*cking weirdos
Niko: oh so ur old enough to adopt someone now gramps
Raichi: Y R U ALL OBSESSED WITH ADOPTION.
Aiku: BRO IDFK
U GUYS PUT THIS IN MY HEAD
Charles: im surprised you can even think
your old age hasn’t got to u yet?? 😛😛
Aiku: I’m done.
Niko: done with life? cause you’re going extinct?
Charles: HELPP
NICE KILL NIKO
A/N: bros stuck in the wrong anime.. HAIKYUU BTW. those who get it get it
Aiku: Ihy both.
Replying to Raichi..Y R U ALL..
Rin: Maybe it’s because Sae was actually an orphan
Sae: At least someone chose me
Shidou: OUCH
Bachira: wtf?
Rin: It’s fine
At least I wasn’t abandoned at birth and ended up as an orphan in the first place then
Aiku: Okay but he’s not even an orphan
Sendou: LMFAOOO
Sae: I mean one of us did actually get abandoned, right?
Rin has gone offline.
Bachira: ..
Isagi: 💀💀
Shidou: OUCHHH HAHA
SAE U RULE
Bachira: THAT WAS TOO FAR
Nanase: 😨
Sae: He made jabs too
It’s not even that serious
Otoya: yeah ts happens all the time
so fun
Karasu: WRD
everyone always arguing it’s no diff
some of u guys have said worse…
Barou: @Isagi
Kunigami: @Isagi
Reo: @Isagi
Isagi: I GET IT WTF
Kurona: victims 😂😂
Ness: 😭
Aiku: they’re brothers tho it hits deeper
Karasu: womp womp
Chigiri: HELP
Hiori: oh wow
Nanase: :(
Bachira: i hope the internet comes for ur ass @Sae
Sae: Ok
Shidou: ONLY I CAN HAVE HIS ASS
Bachira has gone offline.
Raichi: Omds y’all have got to stfu
so disgusting
stop this talk
ihy all
Gagamaru: all?
Raichi: NOT ALL
Hiori: Bro thought he was slick.
Chigiri: HELP
Raichi has gone offline.
Isagi: yikes i’m glad i stopped talking in here a lot icl
Ness: go back to riding kaiser
Kaiser: ;)
Isagi: u wish u could
hop off
Kurona: oh!
Hiori: every time i think ness and isa start to get along, they prove me wrong
Chigiri: real😭
Kurona: ^
Ness: Shut up u nerd
Isagi: Shut up u nerd🤓
Ness: f*ck off
As if I’d wish for something like that
Reo: WE ALL DIDNT WANT TO KNOW THAT?
Isagi: didn’t wanna know abt u dickriding either..
Chigiri: oh he gotchu reo
Reo: You’re meant to be on MY side
NOT HIS
Nagi: :x
Reo: NOT U TOO 😭
Barou: STFUUUUU
Isagi: shutting up ig 🙄
Kaiser: I’ll shut you up no need for that donkey
Isagi: leave the premises and don’t come back 🤢
Ness: Kaiser you sick individual
Isagi: Ong
Hiori: SEE WHAT I MEAN??? they get along and then they don’t, THEN THEY SOMEWHAT DO😭
Replying to Kaiser..I’ll shut you..
Chigiri: making me hom*ophobic stfu
Aryu: Right.
Chigiri: no don’t agree with me
you’re creepy
Tokimitsu: he’s not creepy 😟
Chigiri: the first time we met
he caressed me pretty strongly
Kunigami: He did?????
Karasu: BUDDDDDYY
chill
the princess is all urs
Reo: yeah don’t get emo on us kuni
Kunigami: I’m not
Chigiri: you’re so cute
Kunigami: 🩷🩷
Replying to Chigiri..he caressed..
Aryu: Because you have fabulous hair!
Chigiri: ..right
Aryu: Talking in this groupchat really does give me wrinkles
Ness was right!
Niko: huh 💀
Aryu: You guys are tarnishing my wonderful face
Ness: It’s because they’re all psychos
Niko: um not all of us u twink
Ness: Say that to my f*cking face
u won’t will u?
Niko: pull up
Ness: Bet
Niko has gone offline.
Ness has gone offline.
Loki: Um
Sae’s situation still needs addressing
I’m not as worried about Shidou, but the world will go crazy over Sae.
Hello?
Did everyone turn their phones off?
Otoya: fight
can’t talk
Loki: Wow..You all have a lot of energy.
Aiku: I need to see Niko get his ass whooped
Charles: WHAT NO
NIKO HAS THIS IN THE BAG
W NIKO
Loki: Charles.
Charles: GTG MY FISH IS DROWNING HAHA😛😛😛
Kaiser: @Ness No fighting
Isagi: y do u need to tell him that??
Kaiser: Don’t get jealous
Isagi: i’m not f*cking jealous
Hiori: STOP IT.
~~~
Kaiser repeatedly kicked the football against the solid wall with no exhaustion, the rhythmic movements bouncing with each kick. “Hey..Yoichi.”
“Hm?”
“Were you actually jealous earlier? You were, right??” Kaiser looked smug, pressing his foot down on the ball to keep it under his weight once it landed on the floor again.
Isagi however, went stumbling over his own ball he had in his possession that he was previously trying to kick to match Kaiser’s speed in his burst of surprise, falling right to the floor and hitting his chin against Kaiser’s floorboards.
“Ouch! You f*cker, I wasn’t!” He huffed in soreness, rubbing at his bloody chin that will later scab up, no doubt.
Kaiser smirked at him delightfully, “Aw, really..it’s not nice to lie.”
“Are you not gonna help me up? You sh*tty boyfriend.”
“Ah, boyfriend. Such a nice ring to it,” Kaiser sounded evil, and Isagi knew a but was coming. “But you can get up yourself.” Called it.
“No, you know what, I’m staying down here. I hope I get in your way and ruin your dumb footwork practise.” Isagi grumbled, not giving up to Kaiser’s whims and instead turning to lie flat on his back, the pain not completely gone but manageable.
“You could never get in my way.”
“You literally said yesterday in the practise match that I was in your way.”
Kaiser scoffed, “That’s not true-“ Isagi angled his head to stare right into Kaiser’s eyes.
“Okay, so maybe I said you were in my way. Did I stutter?”
“Yes! You hesitated and tried to lie. Lying isn’t nice, you know?” Isagi gave the best puppy eyes he could muster up but he knew he probably looked scathing and mean instead of ‘doe-eyed.’
“Did you just quote me?” Kaiser grinned down at Isagi, but still managed to keep his head high with just his words. “I know I’m like a celebrity, but quoting me..wow. You must really be a huge fan, huh?”
“Eat sh*t.”
Kaiser grudgingly sat down on the floor besides Isagi with a slight look of distain, “You’re too cruel to me Yoichi…” He fake sobbed.
“Grow up.”
“Say something nice, please?”
“Die.”
“Ahh Yoichi my heart can’t take this.”
Isagi huffed, rolling over to position his head on Kaiser’s lap securely.
“Whatever.”
Kaiser smiled to himself, though it was a hidden smile that Isagi couldn’t see with his face buried.
“It’s okay to be jealous.”
Isagi bit his leg.
Kaiser yelped, “Ow, what?!??”
“I wasn’t jealous! God you’re looking into it too much.”
“But it’s so fun to tease you,” Kaiser intertwined his fingers in Isagi’s dark, blue hair- that they desperately tried to fix a few nights ago after their long talk about their feelings.
“Do you get jealous?” Isagi asked curiously.
“Sometimes. Not about football or anything, before you say something dumb about how I’m terrible. Because I’m not!” Kaiser spoke fast without missing a beat, leaving no room for interruption by Isagi who was dying to make a jab about Kaiser being precisely what Kaiser guessed he’d say; terrible.
“So what?”
“You’re way too close with that bee boy! Why can’t you hug me so closely like that?!? Not fair.” Kaiser complained, his voice not wavering even though he was apparently jealous.
“What?!?? He’s my best friend, don’t be jealous.”
“Ness is my best friend, don’t be jealous.”
…
“Fine.”
Kaiser rolled his eyes, “Fine!”
…
Isagi sighed, leaning closer to Kaiser’s chest. “That was f*cking stupid.”
“Yeah,” Kaiser agreed with a chuckle.
“Am I too mean? I’m sorry.”
Kaiser tilted his head down so his arms could move along with his body and reach Isagi’s waist in a tight hug, pulling him up from his lap where he was comfortable and instead placing him sat on his legs instead, so technically still in his lap but not lying down. “No, you’re just right. It’s okay. I love it when you’re mean, it turns me on-“
Isagi smacked him across the head. “Ha. The almighty emperor admitting that? You must be a huge fan.”
“You little..”
Isagi giggled, full on giggled like a child which was out of the usual. “What??” He acted oblivious.
“Happy birthday Yoichi.”
Isagi rested his head on Kaiser’s shoulder, returning the warm hug. “Thank you asshole.”
“You-“
(And although it was Isagi’s birthday, Kaiser had gotten the best day instead.)
